tarzan

Tarzan – “Disney’s Tarzan”

Oh come on, you wouldn’t pick Tarzan? He doesn’t wear a shirt. He’s slick on his feet. He’s got amazing abs. And – he doesn’t wear a shirt. I don’t see what the problem is here. On top of all of that, he doesn’t talk much. My explanation for dating him completes itself.
Our date would consist of surfing through the branches of various jungle trees, fishing out food from the nearby lake and cooking it up old school-style.