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Anakin Skywalker – “Clone Wars”

Ladies, say what you will – but you know deep down inside every girl wants to get with a bad boy. It’s just romantic science at its most basic. Anakin, – let’s be honest – is the ultimate bad boy in being the precursor to what will later become Darth Vader, and that in and of itself is kind of irresistible.
Our date would mostly consist of going to the movies. However, within this ‘Clone Wars’ era, Anakin may be at his wordiest, always talking about being a better jedi and how he can impress Obi-Wan. It’s like Come on guy, give it a break! Just give me that bad boy pout and pass the popcorn.

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Woody – “Toy Story”

I chose Woody over Buzz because I often choose brains over brawn. Woody is reliable, honest, kind, a leader, all qualities any man should possess. He values his friends, he understands morals, again –all things that shouldn’t be simply contained within a cartoon toy.
Our date would consist of trying to maneuver our way up and out of a bedroom window within Andy’s old room, after that we’d have a candlelight dinner in a makeshift restaurant inside of a Playskool playhouse, it already sounds delightful.

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Arnold – “Hey Arnold”

Arnold, the main subject behind the popular late ‘90s Nickelodeon show was kind of every type of guy crammed into one. He was sensitive, going out of his way to reunite Mr. Hunyh with his long lost daughter. He was passionate, always pining for different ladies through out his life. He was self-sufficient, I mean – after all, the show wasn’t called, “Hey Arnold and Harold and Gerald and Everyone Else,” he was easily the strongest character within his own world and the hero to his own story.
Our date would be surprisingly mature considering his young age, going out for a nice dinner but mixing it up by spending the evening talking about different comic books we both liked – you know, to keep it grounded.

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Tarzan – “Disney’s Tarzan”

Oh come on, you wouldn’t pick Tarzan? He doesn’t wear a shirt. He’s slick on his feet. He’s got amazing abs. And – he doesn’t wear a shirt. I don’t see what the problem is here. On top of all of that, he doesn’t talk much. My explanation for dating him completes itself.
Our date would consist of surfing through the branches of various jungle trees, fishing out food from the nearby lake and cooking it up old school-style.

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Mr. Incredible – “The Incredibles”

Don’t hate – I’m talking about young Mr. Incredible. Dashing, debonair, pre-wrinkly face and pre-Father to two Mr. Incredible. Had to clarify that before you assumed I was into reverse robbing-the-cradle. Mr. Incredible is everything his name promises, incredible. He’s got a winning smile, a talent for being the best superhero within his world, and a smugness that is completely justified.
Our date would consist of flying (literally flying – me trailing on his back) to Paris for a romantic dinner, and then back to my house before it was improperly too late in the night. Because he is a gentleman.